Yesterday I had a huge argument with my deodorant because he failed me. I yelled at at him that I hated him and that he should kill himself. He just stood there about to burst into tears but he held them back. The next morning, I woke up and I just saw him there…just hanging …motionless…silent.
I wish I could turn back time. Im sharing this with you guys so that you dont make the same mistake I made. Love your deodorants no matter what.
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
thats a guey-t idea
The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.
I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.
and I dont have my phd
there are two types of people
do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
I’m afraid
to walk through life like a blind man
and open my eyes one day and feel the smell of wood and earth
and be locked up in a drawer whose door will never open.
If you close your eyes right before this guy eats you, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.
in-ground trampolinewhat if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
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what flavour is this?
death
The most metal flavor of all
Voldemort’s favorite
