Nothing quieter than a table of stoned kids who just got their food at a restaurant
i am lakUGHING SO HASRD YOU DONT EVEN UNDER STNADS
Shows peanut butter [moans seductively]
I don’t think you’re supposed to get in there WITH her..
shes too young to “eat” that
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
how much for the chinese one on the right ?
do guys put their penises in bagels
do you put breadsticks in your vagina
where do you think garlic bread comes from?
STOP RIGHT THERE
Mom, you my nigga for life.