i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
I was waiting for this to come back
My favorite Thanksgiving video returns
Well…that escalated quickly.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
but it turned out to be everything i wanted
WHAT THE FLIPPING FRIZZLE FUCK
this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub
CUCUMBERS GROW ON VINES. I HAD CUCUMBERS IN MY GARDEN THE LAST TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT? CAUSE IT WASN’T A FUCKING CUCUMBER.
Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK
Looks like a giant’s fucked up severed finger. Even has the finger nail.
I don’t even know what half of this food is supposed to be but I don’t fucking care, I want it. look at how fucking delicious everything looks. if you dare to even say looking at this doesn’t make you hungry, I know you’re a lying little piece of shit.
bask in the glow
who squirts ketchup right on their blanket
Thats gonna leave a fucking ketchup stain now GEEZ!
reblogging to save lives thank you very much
save lives more like prevent them from continuing
Fucking foodporn. Unffff
Oh my gods.
can someone take me to taco bell
Nothing quieter than a table of stoned kids who just got their food at a restaurant