Nothing quieter than a table of stoned kids who just got their food at a restaurant
i am lakUGHING SO HASRD YOU DONT EVEN UNDER STNADS
Shows peanut butter [moans seductively]
My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart
do guys put their penises in bagels
do you put breadsticks in your vagina
where do you think garlic bread comes from?
STOP RIGHT THERE
Mom, you my nigga for life.
