With My Head Up in the Clouds

Way up high in the sky,
the clouds are were my mind resides.
19, lives in the shire:
->i like Metal, fuzzy colorful hair, and righteousness ....if you wanna know me better ask me stuff and gizz :3

->Doesnt like High school musical 1,2,3,4,5 ect or kids bop.

->really lives in P.R.

->I've started to enjoy writing (im still a noob though)

->Follows back till the end of time ;)

So my grandma just told me to put on a bra cause my boobs are showing… I’m a guy…and I’m skinny as fuck.

thefrogman:

Maybe if I start it with a scissors.

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He broke the goddamn captain america shirt. 

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

what is going on in this post

Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

rneerkat:

a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance

throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

theselener:

theselener:

theselener:

what’s the richest kind of air

billionaire

i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds

   Yesterday I had a huge argument with my deodorant because he failed me. I yelled at at him that I hated him and that he should kill himself. He just stood there about to burst into tears but he held them back. The next morning, I woke up and I just saw him there…just hanging …motionless…silent.

   I wish I could turn back time. Im sharing this with you guys so that you dont make the same mistake I made. Love your deodorants no matter what.

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