So my grandma just told me to put on a bra cause my boobs are showing… I’m a guy…and I’m skinny as fuck.
Maybe if I start it with a scissors.
He broke the goddamn captain america shirt.
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
what’s the richest kind of air
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
Yesterday I had a huge argument with my deodorant because he failed me. I yelled at at him that I hated him and that he should kill himself. He just stood there about to burst into tears but he held them back. The next morning, I woke up and I just saw him there…just hanging …motionless…silent.
I wish I could turn back time. Im sharing this with you guys so that you dont make the same mistake I made. Love your deodorants no matter what.