Did I ever tell you about that time I almost got peed on by a drunk stranger who broke into my room at 3am?
Procrastination I’m serious. Stop fucking with me or I will murder your whole family.
Sin that gets you to the ninth circle of hell : Treachery
Sin that should get you in the ninth circle of hell: Changing Sources
Why does tumblr still think the words “tumblr” and “reblog” are not real?!!
wtf is an acronym
this post pisses me off
wtf is wtf
Half asleep, opened the bathroom door
Smeagol for the last time!! Thats just my vaginal contraceptive ring it only makes babies disappear.
mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it
that’s how we show our anger in england, you see
actually, we did that first
be quiet america you’re still grounded after romney almost happened
THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
OH MY GOD